Finding Diana

An everyday woman's guide to figuring out what the hell happened to her life



Welcome to my world.  I am trying to figure out what became of me and I want to share this agonizing journey with the general public.

Please feel free to comment, but not to judge.  Ok, well we will all be judging, but just don't let me know about it.

Superior vision

I apologize for being away from the blog for a while.  I was dealing with some health issues.  Nothing that will kill me and nothing that is anyone's business.  I don't want to get into the details because I don't want a lot of unsolicited advice.

Anyway, I noticed today that I, along with most females, have a unique ability to see things that others cannot.  No, not x-ray vision that would get me a job in airport security, that would be too easy.  And no, not the kind of vision that can see through scratch-off lottery tickets, no such luck.  Instead, it seems like only I can see the mess that is left all over the house.  How do I know this?  Because no one else sees these things.  I can tell by there lack of actions.

I walk through the house and lo and behold there are a legion of miscellaneous socks strewn about.  But only I can see them.  They sit about completely invisible to everyone else.  Except other women who would come into my house and wonder why my house is such a mess.

I stroll to the kitchen and notice that all of the spoons we own are dirty.  I even notice that I need to put them in the dishwasher.  Because no one else will see this until the morning when they want cereal.  

I am the only one who can see school forms.  OK, not all the time.  I may have forgotten a few of those.  

Why can't I see the couch that everyone else is sitting on?

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